Sunday 24 February 2008

Weakness

This is not how a Christian should feel or think, but...

I'm not strong enough, not thin enough, not funny enough, not smart enough, not high achieving enough, not rich enough, not organised, not athletic enough, not talented enough, not english enough, not witty enough, not quick enough, not educated enough.

Give it all you got

I was confiding with L today about how although I have managed to secure a really good job, I somehow feel that my heart is not there. I just wanted to pen down what she said to me because it just hits home.

God blessed me with my current job - He knew I prayed for it and He knew I needed the money. It's His provision for me, and as a Christian I must honour His gift to me by taking it seriously and doing my very best, joyfully, even if it is something transitional.

At the same time, God has also given me interests and passions for certain things in life and I should prayerfully consider what these are and then pursue them as a career.

Dear Lord,

Thank you for blessing me with my current job and I pray that in everything I give you praise and glorify you in the fruits of my labour. I pray that you guide and help me towards finding and pursuing my future career.

In Jesus' name, Amen.

Wednesday 20 February 2008

Gross post - Proceed with Caution

You know you've been together too long when you are willing share your most embarrassing updates with your significant other

Elle Zhang: Baby, I have to tell you something.

LadiesMan: Yeah?

EZ: For the past few days, whenever I poop, I see blood on the TP. And I am not on my period.

LM: Ew, that's sick babe.

EZ: Do you think I need to get it checked out?

LM: Yeah, rectal bleeding is not a good sign, something's up - it might be an infection.

EZ: How do I get it rectified..? .... HAHAHA OMG DID YOU GET THAT?? I SAID RECTified!!! RECTUM? RECTIFIED? GEDDIT? HAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO PUN OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

LM: Yeah ok... go on WebMD ok? Then get it checked out.


I am slightly disappointed that my boyfriend does not share my sense of humour! On a serious note though, should I be worried? About the bleeding I mean, not Ladies' Man's inability to laugh at something as hilarious as the above.